Drunken Damsel in Distress
I was walking my dog at 2 in the morning and saw this barely dressed drunk girl stumbling down the street in the bitter cold. She had just been kicked out of Webster Hall for being underage and her friends had abandoned her, she was very upset. I did not think this was going to end well, so I invited her to my apartment to call her mom to come pick her up. Her mom came, crisis averted!
- Susannah Perlman
What a great story, Susannah! My hero!
